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The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.
Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.
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What you tell someone when:
1. You hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.
2. You don't want to commit to rooting for one team.
Hey Dave, are you rooting for Florida or LSU?
Ugh, I hate both teams. I'm Rooting for the Refs.
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A bunch of chodes who want the patriots to get another ring
These NFL refs are so bad and of course its my favorite team versus the patriots.
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Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.
Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.
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Ref Blaming is what a person does when their team loses and he/she can't except that their team lost to a better team on that particular day. These are the same type of people that love participation trophies. They also think that their sport is rigged and everyone is out to get them.
Ref Blaming is very popular with losers.
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It is the giving the referee's money/goods to make call's towards them.
Brazil is paying off the refs.
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An asshole that pads his paycheck by throwing duck games. Fuckem. Scum of the earth.
"Hey Joey, you're a PAC 12 Ref, right?"
"Yeah, I am"
"So how many penalties are the ducks gonna get tomorrow?"
"I dunno but more than fifteen"
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