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Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.
Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.
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1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.
3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.
8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.
9. Bring a condom. You never know.
10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.
“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
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More truer words have never been spoken.
Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.
I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
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"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun
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A negative... Any individual that won’t mind their own business; thinks they know better and feels the need regulate, be bossy, manage or police others around them in an un-wanted manner. i.e. regulations- “by the Book”
My co-worker looks at her phone all day but she still feels the need to be a regulator and try to tell us what or how to do stuff like she’s a manager even though we do our job just fine. That car in front of us is trying to regulate by driving slow.
A person driving in the left lane at or below speed limit blocking people from passing especially when the right lane is going the speed limit.
I can't go any faster there's a road regulator in the way.
*sees a good dunk on clearly full height rim*
Try that on a regulation rim buddy.
This is a person that cannot play games well, they can't aim, have no game sense and are just all round bad.
Dude, this guy is soooo bad he's doing a Regul lol xD