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#1 it's when you go to a restaurant and you request that they bring you a toston.
#2 it's when a male "recostar" "rub" his tallywacker in any part of the women's body.
#1 You go to a restaurant and say "Sir! Bring me a toston!"
#2 "Maurizio request your toston!"
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When an incompetent employee makes continuous, connected, inefficient email requests of a top employee, each one followed by another like a never-ending Matryoshka doll. The expert answers the question or provides the information and the asker makes an follow-up request that could easily have been made as part of the initial question, not unlike a three-year-old in a “Why?” fatal embrace.
It is the electronic version of someone who won’t leave your office, and an example of modern corporate inefficiency. It is also the reason why top people need firewalls to prevent them from bombardments of stupidity. In the past, it was the live executive assistant or receptionist. Now, since most experts are not executives and don’t have administrative assistants screening their email, bumbling, disorganized employees can waste large gobs of (presumably more expensive) time with incomplete request after incomplete request.
Email from incompetent: Hey, can you get me the sales numbers from the third quarter?
Email response from expert: Sure, here they are (attached).
(five minutes later)
Email from incompetent: Hey, can you also send me projections for fourth quarter?
(expert, yelling at monitor): Why didn't you ask for that before? I have a meeting in five minutes and have to deal with an echo request from Dave in Logisitics?! Come on!
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The one thing middle school girls pray for at night.
A great way to make someone feel like they actually have friends.
A phrase which often causes the elderly to become baffled, then irritated, and then baffled again. Frequently accompanied by a facial expression which illustrates confusion.
The downfall of the technological revolution in one term.
The name of a song by the band Evergreen Terrace.
Suzie: "I cant wait any longer to check my myspace page!"
Bystander 1: "Why do you think that girl is running frantically into the library?"
Bystander 2: "I have an idea."
Bystander 1: "Yeah, she must be anxious to check her Myspace for New Friend Requests."
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prime example of today's youths' musical taste, or lack thereof. Just exactly what's wrong with society and why all the other countries hate us (ok, maybe not that)
Dude, Carson Daly is a total kiss-ass. I wish I could land a gig just by calling Kelly Osbourne the best singer ever.
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It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.
Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.
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Leave Request Denied is a term often heard in all branches of the Canadian Forces.
When a request is passed up a military chain of command in order to be given temporary leave or time off from training (typically because of school or if you happen to be a part of the McGill Hybrid Racer Design Team), it goes through several stages.
Several officers may approve the memo on its way up, but as it very often occurs, once the memo has reached the top it will ultimately get denied.
The memo would then be returned to the sender with "request denied" or "leave request denied" written on it.
"I recommend we approve this request due to it being related to school".
"Leave request denied".
FUUUUUUUUUUUU...
A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.
LAST MEAL REQUEST
Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.
*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.
*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
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