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Bunch of fucking idiots who don’t know how to read or write in the middle of fucking corn and Retards
Dad: wanna go to western reserve. Son: fuck no it’s full of retards
A get you "piss" drunk cheap and quick drink this is not for the faint of heart. This stuff is strong. I wouldn't recommend drinking anything before or after it. 1 will buzz you, 2 will get you drunk, 3 will make you speak all random thoughts you might have, 4 will make you "piss yourself", and 5 will help you get your a#% kicked by people and inanimate objects. After being bet I could not drink 4 of these Side effects included hallucinating, thinking you a heavy weight prize fighter and superman along with many other bad things after drinking number 5.
Friend- Bet you cant drink 4 of those 211 steel reserves.
Me- After drinking 5. Above side effects.
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Also known as headache juice. Steel Reserve is a high gravity high alcohol content and cheaply made lager. Steel Reserve along with other malt liquors are the cheapest and easiest way to get drunk. The 211 has a horrible taste going down, and as most people who drink it will find, a horrible taste coming back up. However this taste does do an effective job of covering the alcohol. That together with its low carbonation allows for easy chugging. Steel Reserve is made and purchased for one thing and one thing only and thats to get drunk. One 24oz can will get you buzzed, two will get you drunk, and after three your in the bathroom hugging your new best friend, the toilet. If you drink it out of the glass don't expect to find a thick dark color like you would expect from a lager made with twice the ingredients of regular beer, instead you will find it has the distinct color and smell of pee.
However for someone on a budget looking to get drunk Steel Reserve is by far the best bang for the buck, just pray you don't have to go into work in the morning.
Guy 1: That Steel Reserve Stuff taste horrible.
Guy 2: Yeah but it gets me hammered for only $2.99!
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The liquid version of placing the barrel of a loaded gun in your mouth an squeezing the trigger.
Pros: Fucks you up for cheap. Most people join the Marine Corps instead. Also works as a substitute for anti-freeze.
Cons:Drinking too much steel reserve can cause spontaneous cumbustion if some asshole throws a match at you.
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A "High Gravity Lager Beer" which translates into, "Cheap ass bum beer"
Ned: What's that beer that homeless guy is drinking?
Tim: You mean Steel reserve? That shit tastes like stale piss but it gets you drunk quick.
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The act of knowingly denying knowledge about events in an attempt to extend a great conversation.
When having an enjoyable conversation Mason asked me, “do you know who the first person to walk on the moon was”? I reserved input knowing who it was because both he and I were so enjoying the telling of the story.
A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.
My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.