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Some nigga named after a watch lol, he funny though, and cute, and sexy😩lord I just wanna suck his—- wait we getting too off topic, uhh uhh shit.
Fuck me Rolex, FUCK ME PLEASE
Something of beauty and high quality or an expression one might make if they really like something. Derived from the watch brand name Rolex, as the watches made by Rolex are very high quality and nice.
That’s a rolex of a painting! These are rolex sand castles. I made a rolex clay sculpture today. That is one rolex of a car!
Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
A piece of attire for people who think of themselves as sexy goose when really they are just three eared catipillars
The boy had sex with his ROLEX on
Defenition of a successful soundcloud rapper. Someone who made it big in the rap game.
Soundcloud rapper: What do you think of my new Mixtape?
Person: Dude, its so fucking fye. You are a lil rolex my G.
Lil rolex is literally the greatest rapper alive and saved the rap game with multiple hit singles such as in my drop top, letter 2 grandparents and save da ocean. Some say lil rolex is even the modern day tupac.
That new Lil rolex 🔥