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Salisbury University

A place is as good as you make it to be, Salisbury University is no exception. Create havoc. You get havoc. Create peace. You get peace. Be arrogant receive arrogance. Be humble receive humility.

I went to Salisbury University to get a cheap Bachelor's degree without breaking the bank.

by Anatolia2 January 15, 2021

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Salisbury University

Located in the middle of nowhere. You will find some of the world's dumbest people here. Violence is rampant around campus, STDs, blue waffles, generally disgusting girls, people without manners. Dumb Americans, Ugly Americans. If you are a European be careful of the Americans, they can be dangerous, approach with caution. Stay away from the women here, they are violent, uneducated and frankly belong in a zoo.

As you can see from a distance, there goes the Ugly American in his natural habitat: Salisbury University. Look at the way he harasses and threatens his roommates. Typical behavior. He/she then proceeds to indulge himself with booze. How gratifying.

A: Hey is that a Salisbury University girl in that exhibit? B: Throw her peanuts she'll enjoy them! C: No flash photos, you'll make her violently burp!

by truthspeaksworlds January 9, 2019

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Salisbury University

Salisbury Universitynoun-Below average School

Nestled within the ghetto of the eastern shore of Maryland, Salisbury University surely sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people there are inbred and the students are no exception. The only thing worse then the surrounding area are the academics at Salisbury University. If their aim is to produce the dullest and the lamest students possible, they are achieving their goal.

When visiting Salisbury, be especially weary of the potential to party with some current students. In fact most of the students attending these extracurricular shindigs are former students who have refused to grow up. What to expect at a Salisbury Party:

1)Girls with herpes.

2)Girls with any other STD imaginable blue waffle

3)be prepared for less than mediocre college kids
4)Natty lights

5)disgusting filthy houses used as drunken orgy containers

6)guys thinking that ocean city has waves sufficient enough to surf on

There are way too many to list. Best advice? Avoid the place entirely. If you must step foot within a 30 mile radius wear a hazmat suit and beware of the cocamonga monster.

Example 1-
dude1:"Look at that fat herpes infected transvestite"
dude2:"shes not so bad, id rather sleep with her then go to Salisbury University"

Example 2-

Girl1:"I met a guy at Salisbury University the other day and i think i like him"
Girl2:"are you crazy? id rather have my nipple bit off by rabies infested bats while eating bloody tampons then even touch a Salisbury guy."

by Lucyricky88 July 27, 2011

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Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.

Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock

by Angry Pirate Man July 22, 2009

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Salisbury University

When Trump says that illegal immigration is bringing criminals, he might be right to some extent, but look no further than higher education. You will find an array of criminals here whether they are female or male. Do not be fooled by the females, they are just as bad as the males. This institution might have some good people, but I have met some of the most horrific people I have encountered in my entire life here. I have been assaulted, robbed, and threatened. Think wisely of the people you live with here and the people you befriend. Because there are some mean people here, that are power hungry, money hungry and do not have any regard for other human life. Although, there are some good people. They exist, but the bad people are the ones that come out the most.

Salisbury University:
Watch out, keep your eyes peeled because your roommate might be your worst nightmare. Be careful what social groups you go into.

Eyes peeled.

by truthspeaksworlds January 9, 2019

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Salisbury Salami Slayer

An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.

Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?

Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.

by Mama Schultz April 24, 2009

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Salisbury University

A wonderful school, a beautiful campus, and a place anyone could call home. Its close to ocean city too!

I love Salisbury University!!

by dfhhfsfhjvxc November 18, 2019

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