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Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.

“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022


Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks November 30, 2015


Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022


blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.

Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.

by El Conquistador20139 December 21, 2013


evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 24, 2023