Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.

Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club

The coolest club in the universe!

I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!

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Does Samuel L. Jackson Like Anime

Yes he does, hentai too.

Google: Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I do, Hentai too (cackles).

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

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To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

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Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson

A motherfucker who runs shield and owns a purple lightsaber. He is also a motherfucker named frozone

You can't troll me, I'm Samuel L. motherfuckin jackson.
Some motherfuckers are calling me Samuel Jackson, without the motherfuckin L, IT'S SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSON.
I'm Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson