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The hecking hecker who broke into my hecking house to fuck my mom and eat my stuff. Then I found and tortured him, only letting him go after he signed a contract obligating him to bring me shit every Christmas so that I don't rat him out.
Look, Diana, it's that piece of shit, Santa! Make sure to bring me something good next Christmas you asshole!
A creepy wanted Criminal for breaking into kids houses and giving them drugged candy in stocking, people say he’s a good person.
“Hey, Theres Santa He tried to kill my bro so grab the sawed off shotgun and kill that fat cunt”
A criminal scumbag who should start paying his taxes right this instant.
Resolved: Santa ought to pay his taxes
An anagram of SATAN
Hes lonely too cos his wife dumped him
Child:Do u think santa is real?
Mom: hes the fucking devil
A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".
"Oh shit, santa came to my house last night and I cant find anybody"
The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.
You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!
A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.
Hey Mr Nonce, stop santaing my kids