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Often related to Evil or Cruel when the religion isn't actually known or understood. It's not full of goat raping, animal killing, kiddy fiddling/killing or any sort of murdering unless an ADULT person actually deserves it.
This is because an adult person knows right from wrong, they know exactly what they are doing... If a person punches you, don't love thy enemy... Kick his fucking ass!!!
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The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).
Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?
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Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.
Ya better figure it out mang.
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Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.
At confession:
Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!
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Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary.
Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.
Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing"
Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth."
Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail."
Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?"
Church: "What could we calleth it?"
Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."
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