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When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.
So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.
Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."
The dropping of all things of importance in a time of need or emergency and fucking off somewhere else.
I’m doing a scomo because i’m a fuckhead.
The act of pissing off right when things are at their busiest when your needed the most.
"Where's Damo?, we're busier than a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest and the dog cunt has gone missing."
He must be pulling a SCOMO
A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.
"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."
Used to describe an awkward forced handshake with someone that obviously doesn't like you. Usually executed by using the left hand before walking off in a cringe inducing manner.
This dog cunt came up pulling a ScoMo on me the other day. Prick stole me pension money and reckons we are still mates.
The term for one who is sexually attracted to Scott Morrison, the current Prime Minister of Australia
Person: I get a boner for ScoMo
Other Person: Wow me too
Extra Person: You are Scomo-Sexuals
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when you forcefully make someone shake your hand for the cameras
the prime minister insisted to do the scomo-shake whilst visiting bushfire victims