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a fake meeting/consultation which is actually an excuse to go out drinking (usually but not fundamentally scotch ).
sorry; I cant make it to your Bar Mitzvah, I have an important scotch conference.
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the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.
she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.
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an alcoholic drink created when scotch on the rocks is stirred by a female breast
Dude, we got boob scotch! That bitch just stuck her tit in my drink!
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a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.
1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
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A drink invented by Michael Scott of the television series, "The Office" (the NBC version). It is made of Splenda and scotch. Named by a few of us in British Columbia, Canada.
"Tastes like splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch" - Michael Scott on "The Michael Scotch".
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beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.
guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.
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A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.
I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
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