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Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.
I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.
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Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.
I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.
Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"
My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.
A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner
A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.
If we agree that there are grades or strengths to a reality bender's ability (i.e. from "can barely turn something blue" to "godlike"), then it's not too far of a stretch that a SRA is designed to overpower a reality bender of X grade or X strength.
Basically, the SRA forces reality to stay normal more than the bender tries to make reality abnormal.
Scranton Reality Anchors. Keepin' it Real Since DATA EXPUNGED
The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.
Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!
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This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.
Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!
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