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African Screwdriver

A sex position similar to doggystyle but performed with the guy on top of the girl with the girl laying face down on the bed. No this is not a butt-pirate's position because African Screwdrivers shouldn't become rusty trumbones.

The African Screwdriver is my girlfriend's favorite position, and a pillow should be used for the girl's head to help prevent concussions.

by Dyldo the champ November 12, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.

James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!

by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017


screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 8, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


american screwdriver

A hammer. With which to hit something.

"Hit it with an american screwdriver"

by Angus McMurtrie March 31, 2006

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Jewish screwdriver

A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.

This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!

by TTTH December 22, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.

We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.

by Konrad43 May 18, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


aloha screwdriver

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

by bryan February 15, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž