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n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.
Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.
"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"
The baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum.
"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."
"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"
When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.
Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.
n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad
1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy
2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy
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The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.
Brendon is no average scrote, hes Uncle Scrote.
A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.
Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?
Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?
Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.
Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.
"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."
"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."