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An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.
"HAW HAW HAW,that nigga resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."
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Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.
What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?
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Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.
"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."
An amazing txt song that makes moas ascend everytime they listen to it
Fairy Of Shampoo is heaven to the ears
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the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.
Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.
Friend: I hate that!
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Wife: You used all the hot water!
Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.
a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.
A residual drug or alcohol phenomonon in which, during a period after a heavy binge, only a small amount of the recently-abused substance is needed to re-activate your buzz. So named after what happens in the shower when you "rinse and repeat": only a tiny bit of shampoo is needed the second time around to achieve a full sudsy lather.
"Man, I've only had one bloody mary and I feel buzzed!"
"Shampoo effect, dude. You were blasted last night."
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