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a portmanteau of shit and fart, and refers to a fart that results in the soiling of ones pants/underwear
Dang! I did it again. I sharted in my pants
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A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!
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the past perfect participle of soiling your undergarments.
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An explosion like bowel movement. When one shits and farts at the same time. Can become huge problem if done on accident. If done on toilet, shit explodes and splashes water all over your ass.
The second I sat on the crapper, shit exploded out of me like a nuclear bomb. That was the biggest shart ever!
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When you fart and shit comes out you would call it shart.
OH MY GOSH! i just sharted in my pants!
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a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart". To mean to fart but shit comes out by accident.
I sharted at the party last night and
went home as fast as I could before anyone noticed
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The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper that is provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.
Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.
Richard is prone to shart anytime someone scoops his man tits.
Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
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