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Shaving cream brand
slogan-
"Blade Close, Lectric smooth."
A very sexual sounding commercial.
"oh my honey, your face is so smooth, like lectric shave."
"Oh boy...you be smooth like letric shave, bra!"
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Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.
"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"
"I gotta shave the pigeon."
"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
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A smooth, bald pussy. Absolutely succulent.
I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.
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any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more
hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!
this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!
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The situation, when you almost got in the any trouble, but the last moment you didn't. You got lucky.
Example:
" Phew, I almost fall in the water. That was a close shave!"
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are shaven off grundles/pubes/pubic hair.
She kept all of her grundle shavings in a baggy under her bed so her parents wouldn't find out.
KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?
Old man: I want a shaved snatch please
Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore
Female: wow!
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