costume shrapnel

the random pieces of costumes or excess materials from making costumes found strewn about a living space once a big event that involves multiple costume changes and/or consecutive late nights out, such as Fantasy Fest week, is over. Usually includes masks, tutus, foam or stuffing, scraps of fabric, tests of painting techniques, wigs, and glitter. Also, when arriving home after a long night, a costume may be rapidly "dropped" giving the "Wicked Witch of the West melting effect".

After a week of partying, it was time to clean up the costume shrapnel of tutus, hula skirts,masks, and glitter to get ready for the holidays.

Fantasy Fest was fun, but the family is coming for Thanksgiving in a week. Time to clean up the costume shrapnel so they won't find out about THAT outfit!

shrapnel dick

when one has a chainsaw dick

see poon wrecker

did you hear how matts shrapnel dick tore jenna's pussy apart!!!!

I can't hang out with lucy anymore cuz of my shrapnel dick

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Money Shrapnel

The little coins that have next to zero value that get clogged up in your wallet that you can never seem to spend.

The woman at the counter wanted $1 for the soda so i gave her all the money shrapnel left in my wallet

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ear shrapnel

Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.

Said the singer to the guitarist: "Can you cut the ear shrapnel by about 10 decibels?"

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Penis Shrapnel

n. possible out come of performing Greek Fire. The lit penis can ignite methane gas in the gastrointestinal tract of the recipient causing an explosion, and thus creating penis shrapnel.

The Greek Fire went wrong and i got some "Penis shrapnel". When I pulled out all I had was a bloddy stump.

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bum shrapnel

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.

"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"

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Sugar Shrapnel

The type of sweet/cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth

"I love captain crunch, but it has some serious sugar shrapnel"

"I wouldn't have eaten that many skittles if i knew i was going to get sugar shrapnel"