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Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with
User - “Hey Siri, call mom”
Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”
User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”
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The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.
Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!
Pure beauty; innocence; intelligence; woman that is the most beautiful, but also a strong warrior; a woman who fights for the oppressed
Siri Anand is victorious in her battle against tyranny.
Developing the habit of talking to inanimate objects
I caught Jerry asking his shoes why they smell so bad, he must got that Siri syndrome
When iphone4S' siri autocorrects your words and changes them into a completely different phrase that is irrelevant.
Original: sent text: Do you want to hangout?
Siri Correct: Do you wanna ham?
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Using the iPhone 4S 'digital assistant' Siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.
Get Siri-ous will you? Telling Siri to 'go fuck yourself' is funny for only a hundred times or so. I use Siri to actually get things done!
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When you get enraged because Siri just doesn't get it.
A conversation that exemplifies Siri Rage:
You: Where's a nice place to-
Siri: If you say so.
You: No. Siri. I wanna know if-
Siri: Do you want me to look up cat videos?
You: C'mon. I have to get food before I go back-
Siri: You have three events planned for this years arbor day.
You: Siri. Where's a nice restaurant in town?
Siri: I've charged your credit card to Amazon. You'll receive ten snuggies in 14 business days.