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A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing
'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
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Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.
Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.
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A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.
Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.
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A Schuykill County, PA way to say to say Cock Sucker.
Man 1: Did you see the game last night.
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
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A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
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A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
A women whose panties ride up into her whohaa and dissapears.
Damn Girl you are hot...your panties are up in there...you are a cotton smuggler.
A man that has not showered in over three days.
After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.
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