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A fictional race of small blue beings, everyone has only one purpose in life and they are named after that one purpose (eg. Painter Smurf, Clumsy Smurf,l Brainy Smurf etc). No one knows exactly how many there are, they all use the word "smurf" in place of any verb and they all look the same (except for Papa Smurf who wears red clothes and Smurfette who wears a white dress). If there is anything around the Smurf Village that needs to be done, you can be sure that there exists a smurf to smurf it.
Someone disposable who purchases pseudoephedrine pills for a methamphetamine manufacturer. If the "cook" himself were to purchase the pills it would draw attention from the police so they use "psuedo-smurfs" instead. It doesn't really matter if a "smurf" gets caught because there are so many of them and the REAL "cook" can keep on cooking.
This became adopted into video games for someone who uses a different or new account (a so called "smurf-account") to test out hacks and cheats to see if they are safe to use on a real account. This is to minimize the risk of the real account to get banned or suspended for cheating. If the smurf account gets banned they know that the hacks aren't safe enough.
Example 1: "Papa Smurf told Brainy Smurf that Smurfette asked Painter Smurf to smurf her portrait and give to Clumsy Smurf."
Example 2: "Yo, I just started smurfing pseudo for this guy who cooks crystal for me, he pays real good."
Example 3: "I found this new hack for Overwatch thats supposed to be undetectable, bro. I'm gonna test it out with my smurf-account and if I make it to plat, I know its safe."
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Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman
1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night
Other Smurfs:Me To!
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Smurfing, the act of painting oneself blue then sneaking up on people and rubing your penis on them.
Chris thought smurfing was cool he once smurfed a lady so hard, i thought she was going to passout.
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The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis
I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing
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To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
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A mixed drink consisting of cheap vodka, blue gatorade, and a splash of redbull. Originated in the 608 area code, more specifically the streets of Reedsburg.
When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.
We are going to have to put VanCleave to bed early tonight, he has been drinking Smurf again.
Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.
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The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.
Dude that guy should just go Smurfing
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