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Sneaky-Peener
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1. A person with shady, alternative motives.
"That fellow over in the dimly lit corner of the bar, he sure looks like a Sneaky-Peener"
The codename given to an unattractive girl who will show up to parties after all the alcohol has been consumed and proceed to try to hook up with the guys who would never give her the time of day otherwise. In a drunken state these girls will not appear to be ugly, therefore earning them the title sneaky sue
pete:man, lawrence was hammered last night.
me: dude did you see that fat chick he was making out with last night?
pete: yeah man she was definitely a sneaky sue.
me:damn he always gets sue'd.
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A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.
Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
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When you're playing golf and utilize something on or around the course to make your drive longer. A cart path, bounce it off a tree or the roof of a house etc. Usually done on accident.
Guy hits a drive that bounces on the cart path and rolls another 200 yards toward the hole
Friend: "That's fucking bullshit!"
Guy: "That's sneaky long my friend."
Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.
Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?
When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.
Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"
Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch
When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls
Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.
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