When one's pussy is so dirty, it releases a burst of fowl air, to remove contaminants.
Guy 1: Oh God!!! Do you smell that?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think Howah pussy sneezed.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: It's like a whale utilizing it's blowhole.
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person who follows a dramatic and climactic build up of noises and facial contortions with a wimpy sneeze
sick lady : *hhhh-hh-uh-ahh-ahhhhhhuuuahhhh-hhhhhhhh........chew*
bus passenger: damn sneeze queen
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A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop
After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.
The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.
While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!
"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"
"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"
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When your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't because it's a brain, so it just hurts.
This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze.
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It's a word that was originated in the Love Island game and it is used to refer to someone that sniffs out gossip from one or more people and then spreads it to alot of people, just like how someone might sneeze improperly and the snot would touch alot of people
E.g Chelsea is such a gossip sneezer
Dont tell Vidal your secrets he's a pro at gossip sneezing
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