A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.
Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!
Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball
When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.
I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.
Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.
I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.
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When you cream pie a Italian chick
Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli
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A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.
Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!
A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.
I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.
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Yet another euphamism for faeces (British origin). Sometimes shortened to Soggy Chaz or The Prince (after Prince Charles).
I ate a nasty curry last night and now i need to go and see Soggy Charlie.
Man, I'm just going to send a nasty Soggy Charlie off to the sea.
That Soggy Charlie was rank - it smelt like sileage.
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