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A sort of cuteness in form of a person who have been going through alot of shit but keeps thriving because of that chaos.
Sifounium: this looks like me!
Nazim: yes la sploosh lamia is just cute as much as sifounium
A form of skim boarding usually enjoyed by faggots.
"Me and Taylor went sploosh boarding at Brennans house last night"
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The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.
By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.
Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.
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applies to males only...
When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.
When Johnny was taking a dump, he experienced a dirty sploosh.
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when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt
yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh