Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

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the urge to splurge

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

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urge to splurge

The urge to get fresh and get money every day. Living the Louie Ton lifestyle. I'm papered up and my pockets on fleek.

I got the urge to splurge so I stay rocking Louie Ton.

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Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

hideous gorgon splurge

scanky congealed muck that clogs up things you dont want it to...

1 - A hideous gorgon splurge clogging the plug hole.
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'

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splurgeded

the act of cuming immensely

yo that guy totally splurgeded