squirrel

Nature's little terrorists- like shutting down power by suicide bombing the power lines and making nests so that cars won't start. in russia, there is a little town being overrun by squirrels as two large dogs and a baby have already been eaten by them. usually three types- grey, red fox, albino, black, and flying. natural habitats- forests and on the side of the road.

Those damn squirrels just shut our power off again! i swear those little terrorists are overruning our city!

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squirrels

Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.

One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.

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squirrel

Noun - derogatory - a name for an overzealous emergency responder who rushes to the scene of an emergency in an effort to help, but is often a liability to other responders' efforts.

Verb - (not derogatory) - in firefighting/EMS/rescue, to actively pursue 911 calls to run, especially outside of your first due.
-also: stealing good 911 calls (fires) from other units

"Jimmy is such a squirrel! He's always listening for alarm bells on the scanner to run in and save the day, even when it isn't his assignment."

"Engine 6 is out in 44's area squirreling calls. They've caught 2 ALS calls today, but no fire"

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Squirrel

A word called out to call dibbs on a girl when among fellow male hunters.

Girl walking down the street.

Group of guys walking towards girl

Rod: "Squirrel!"

Tom: "You can do that, I called her already"

Rod: "Dont scam on my squirrel"

Tom: "Suitcases!"

The end

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Squirrel

This is a term for a light person who can drink as much if not more than you.

Eric Ward is a squirril. He drank his body weight in beer tonite.

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squirrel

innocent looking race of world-dominators, planning to take over the world lead by the oversquirrel

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squirrels

A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.

After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.

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