stashed ensign

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

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Keister Stash

In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.

-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-

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stash box

a small tin used to store marijuana usualy with a colourfull design on the box, or somthing that will not rais suspicion to the contents of said box. stash boxes can be anything from mint tins, toa wood leaf shaped box.

shit boy, my mom found my stash box... now i got no chron for the later times. haha she thought it was candy.

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Quanq Stash

Illegal drugs, within the confines of a woman's vagina, that are being smuggled across borders or seas.

Me: What are you doing next week?

Female friend: Going to South America for work.

Me: That's awesome! If you have an opportunity to bring me a quanq stash of blow i'd be most grateful.

Santor-stash

having anal sex with a girl, waiting for her to fall asleep, taking your finger and harvest her Santorum( the frothy mixture of fecal matter and anal lube) and planting it on her upper lip. Much like the popular "hitler stash" .

Girl: does it smell like Santorum in here?

Guy: I don't smell anything baby.
(Guy whispers to friend): dude I totally Santor-stashed her last night.

stash spot

1. where you hide your strap into your car

2. where you hide your strap and your dope in your house

1. got the deuce deuce in da stash spot when im rollin in my regal

2. theyll never found it out

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rash stash

This is a crust around the mustache / beard area caused by dried on snatch (aka vagina) secretions.

Our co-worker came to work again today with a bad case of rash stash.

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