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steven stork

Steven stork this term is a term for a man who likes his young children usually he works as a caretaker or a janitor one of those jobs that will get loads of kid action
Also it is a term to describe a man who loves his kids a bit too much

That steven stork really loves his kids

by Johnny boi 09 December 22, 2017


Stork clips

A YouTuber who is struggling but having fun on the internet.

Youtube(dot)Com/Storkclips

Stork clips, a YouTube making a living on the internet.

I am working hard, and working my butt off.

by Storkclips December 23, 2017


Stork Flower

Basically it can mean any insult in the world just use your imagination

1."That movie was a stork flower."

2."That guys such a stork flower..."

by Im not telling anyone my name July 19, 2008


Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

by PleaseEatMe March 15, 2010

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facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.

person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame

by Ceiling Cat NZ June 4, 2010

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The Angry Stork

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.

"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."

by Workin' Merkin June 6, 2009

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stork jumping

when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE

bitch quit stork jumping or i will slap a hoe!!

by jebediah trotter 23 July 28, 2007

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