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A service offered by companies unable to create products that work consistently and/or at all. Most often available via telephone, this service involves one or more employees asking for all of your information short of your fucking eye color, after which, said one or more employees will offer vague, unhelpful suggestions that can already be found in your appliance's manual. If none of said vague, unhelpful suggestions result in an unlikely success, employees will lamely request you attempt to turn off, and turn back on said appliance, after which said employee will A: Disconnect your call or B: Transfer you to an equally unhelpful department.
Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?
Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.
Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?
Dave: Sure, go ahead.
Tech support: Age?
Dave: 43.
Tech support: Name?
Dave: Dave.
Tech support: Account number and password?
Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?
Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?
Dave: What?
Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.
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A Trump supporter is 99.999% white person (mostly uneducated) Who hate Obama for "Obama care" when they really have a racial problem with African americans
"What in tar'nation !! Put Hillary in jail!!" Trump supporters : build that wall!
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another way for a woman to strap on her rubber penis and screw you with no rubber or grease...also see fucked and ruined
Friend 1: "man, my ex-wife just hit me with that damn child support!"
Friend 2: "well...there are always hitmen for hire..."
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A political designation denoting mysoginy, racism, bigotry and all-around douchiness.
That guy's an asshole. I bet he's a Trump-supporter.
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When you are out, but instead of enjoying yourself you proceed to lean against the wall, a pillar, etc. Usually with some alcoholic beverage and/or a cigarette.
Lisa: Oh my! I am having such a great time, are you alone here by the way?
John: Nah, my friend Paul came along, but he is only supporting the wall!
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if u support him or his behaviour, stfu.
He's just an ugly ass orange.
Person 1 : i love trump, I'm a trump supporter!
Person 2 : You're dumb. Literally shut off.
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1) A good idea when 2 parents want to create children, but only 1 wants to raise them.
2) A bad idea when both parents want to spend equal time with the children.
1) I'm glad Tyrone pays child support. He dated Gladys, pumped & dumped her, and has never bothered to see Tyrone Jr.
2) Bethany has the kids, but, no job. Eric hardly ever gets to see his kids. He is forced to pay lots of child support money, but he doesn't get to enjoy his children.
I think equally shared physical custody & no child support should always be encouraged by the courts, and only parents who DON'T want to take their children should have to pay child support.
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