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when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
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While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.
Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.
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when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.
guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
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A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.
'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments
When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.
Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.
1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?
Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on'
hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam suprise?