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shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off
they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish
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The term used to describe the mother fucking nasty smell of a shemales or heshes pussy/cock and balls.
Close your mother fucking legs or wash your nasty ass Swordfish smelling son of a bitch.
When you wave your penis in front of a mans mouth
"don't you dare fucking swordfish me bro, youll catch these hands"
Celebrated on the 15th of July and you have to give your friend a swordfish(drawing).
Person 1: Dude here, it's National Swordfish Day!
Person 2: Wow thanks! a drawing of a swordfish!!
Having sex with a female who has a yeast infection, the finishes with a blow job.
I'd like to try some sour swordfish for dessert.
When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.
Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.
When a higher (your boss) constantly bombards you with indoctrinating bullshit and succeeds at "it" .
Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.
„My job at the Call Center is depressing, my supervisor acts like it's not, but he's just a russian swordfish in bossmode.”