Tarzan Fuck

An act of sexual intercourse so soul-shakingly passionate it results in a tarzan-like moan from the male participant.

Devon: Come with me.
*20 minutes later*
Max: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo....
Josh: Goddamnit, I understand it's great that she's giving it to him so good its turned into a Tarzan Fuck, but it's gonna keep us up all night!

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tubesteak tarzan

Homosexual.

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

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wikipedia tarzan

Someone who jumps from page to page on wikipedia forgetting their original search in the pursuit of knowledge.

Boris: So whats the population of Hyvinkää?
Carl: no idea but, did you know that there are twenty different dialects of swedish?
Boris: wtf why are you such a wikipedia tarzan?

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fat tarzan

A person with long hair who is swole and sexy but doesn't have a 6 pack.

Look how big fat tarzan is he's so muscular and sexy but all he misses is a 6 pack he looks a little fat

Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.

Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.

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Tarzan Boy

A very homosexual song by Baltimora. Used in many YTMNDs and some Listerine commercials.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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Tarzan Syndrome

A syndrome often accumulated by lack of self confidence, love for the black race. This love is unconditional, so unconditional, you masturbate to black porn and don't admit to these doing so's. Also see, Jungle Fever .

Yo we checked that foo's computa' and he had dem' black porn all ova' dem' place. We as't him wha', and he was all like "I don't know what your talking about guys, so don't even bother me about it. Okay, don't even bother me about it."

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