telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.

Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?

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telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

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Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

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telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

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telephone sideye

telephone sideye is giving a sideye whilst on the telephone. when something is very shocking or surprising

“amber, thats a bombastic sideeye, telephone sideye 😒📞”

“leave me alone ayesha”

Pop's telephone

Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.

Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.

Blue telephone

A male ass also known as bussy. Also similar to pink telephone but ass play instead of masturbation / orgasm

‘ i want you to play with my blue telephone. ‘