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A place where stupid people go to eat disgustingly unhealthy food, served to them by staff who are mostly just as disgustly unhealthy and stupid themselves.
(tip, if you want to know what eating fast food does to you, take a look at the overweight, greasy faced, mank haired guy/girl who serves you your food)
Q "where shall we go to eat tonight, honey?"
A "anywhere but burger king"
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Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.
Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
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a place where McDonald haters eat saying McDonalds is unhealthy, when Burger King is actually worse.
Everyone says McDonalds is bad so I'll eat at Burger King and assume it's better.
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a place where you would go to order a whopper, a soggy flame-broiled hamburger made mostly of soy but still delicious because it is soggy, if you didn't dread the side of fried styrofoam they call french fries deep fried with onions. burger king french fries are not to be confused with the delicacy made of potatos and called by the same name.
because the french fries at the competitors are made with more potato flavor, you usually opt instead for a big classic, a pan fried square hamburger made of beef and flavored with extra beef sauce, at wendys, or a big mac, a pan fried stacked hamburger made of soy and served with a special sauce made of ketchup, mayonaise, and rat tails, at mcdonalds.
friend 1: you want to go to burger king for a whopper?
friend 2: no, let's go to wendy's or mcdonald's. burger king french fries suck worse than ever.
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A slang term for the Home of the Whopper.
"Yo mane, I'm going to Burger King, what chu need, what chu need."
"You mean the Home of the Whopper?"
"My bad, mane."
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A shitty, greedy fast food franchise owned by fat managers who sit on their lap behind their desks all day watching the money flow into their fat bank accounts while illegally cutting down rainforest in developing countries just to be able to produce beef.
After they lowered the company taxes here, EVERY single fast food franchise lowered their prices, except Burger King. 100% legitimate sign of greed and unwillingness to satisfy customers.
The service is also shitty, a few weeks ago i went there and ordered a Crispy Chicken meal, i clearly stated that i wanted NO sauce, salad or anything, just the plain burger, and of course the idiots got my order wrong. I kindly went back and asked if they could replace it, but their answer?
- Sorry, we can't replace your burger, there are other customers waiting and we can't spend so much, sorry.
Seriously, WTF? I eventually threatened to file a suit against the restaurant for not giving me something i paid for, firstly then she replaced it and gave me some of the money back too. I guess she wasn't that bad afterall, i can imagine that the managers brainwashed them into just being quick and don't give shit about what the customer wants.
So my advice is to stay away from Burger King, there's so much better food to spend your money on, if you're going to eat fast food atleast go to a proper place like McDonald's, friendly service and for once the staff is willing to treat their customers nice, also the prices are cheaper etc.
Burger King has been caught several times with destroying villager's homes in tropical zones and burning and chopping down the rainforests there just to put their own interests in agriculture etc, this poses a serious threat to the environment and the local habitation.
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They suck. Their food is decent. You only get one pack of sauce, and you have to pay money for every pack after that.
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