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The person who runs a zoo house. This person is responsible for supplying the animals of the zoo house. The zoo keeper, will usually sell crack cocaine, and provide a place to smoke it.
They call me the zoo keeper. All the animals, predators, and prowlers; what ever you call em; I tame em. What ever you do in your life; don't fool around with crack, cause you will see the zoo keeper.
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The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.
I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.
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To keep valuable information from a friend
Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!
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Position of power; a person that claims Butt Keeps on another human being
Eric: I can't believe how well Ryan is behaving today!
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.
I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.
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A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.
Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
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