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Slang term used in the bay area for marijuana. Coined turtle because it's green and makes you move slow.
We just smoked some turtle and are high.
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To become extremely shy in a situation.
He called me cute, so I began blushing and I hid in my blankets like a turtle.
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Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.
She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.
The turtle is the breathable, fuckable and nutable daddy pet. It is so horny all the time, just by looking at it i cream so hard. Their booty checks are all ways so round, big and smooth. If you walk on the beach in somalia you could easily get raped by one. But its so nice to be raped by one.
The turtle was so horny
When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole
“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”
when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).
She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.
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(v.) The act of taking one's backpack, emptying the contents, flipping the backpack inside-out, putting the contents back in, and zipping the backpack up.
The act of turning one's backpack inside out. Typically done to a classmate when he/she is zoned out, or just very involved in the lesson that day.
A very funny practical joke, that will be appearing in the 2014 Olympics as Speed Turtling.
Usually done by ninja-like people, who are adept in the art of stealth. If the turtlee happens to catch the turtler in the act, the turtler has to return the contents of the backpack to their original state.
*reaches for a pencil* "Dude, what happened to my backpack?"
"I don't know man, looks like you got turtled! Haha!"
"What the heck is that??"
"Can't you see your backpack? Looks like that ninja kid in the back of class has done some turtling..."
*struggles to get pencil*
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