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sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.
"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."
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1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.
Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...
Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
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v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
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In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
suck my toads flagpole
When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.
Look at the swimming flagpole
A sexual move created by henry the great during the final depression. When a female rides down penis of a male while screaming as loud as possible imitating the sound of a dying banshee. (Disclaimer: penis must be 20 or more feet for this move to work.)
Female: so what do you wanna do
Male: flagpole
*ambulance sirens*
The act of two electron clouds interacting in an organic molecule.
That propane molecule is in chair and flagpoling.