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The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.
This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.
Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.
The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
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Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.
'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'
A skinny, stick dog with a long, pointy snoot. They’re legs look like uncooked spaghetti noodles and they’re tails are like a rats. They’re great to snuggle with, if you like cuddling with a pile of twigs.
What is that thing?
Hey, thats my Italian greyhound.
To quietly and calmly lose one's mind, stab someone fifty times, slice bits of them off, consume those bits, decapitate victim, then display the head as a trophy to shocked bystanders. See postal.
Darren is at the end of his rope with the Japanese account. I'm worried he might go greyhound on them.
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Very short skirt, that is, as in greyhound racing it is only an inch away from the hair.
She left for the bar that night with her greyhound skirt on, sure to get some much needed attention from the guys.
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A discrete handjob performed on a Greyhound bus.
I was on the Seattle to Portland bus when I gave my neighbor a quick greyhound tug under his jacket.
A person whose ego demands that they be seen as successful in a "sporting pursuit", but who lacks the intelligence or self-disipline to apply themselves personally to the goal. Famous for eagerly bragging about how "good" they are to the canines that they personally cage and exploit, they resort to name calling, abuse, and even threats when confronted by statistics showing their industry in an honest and unfavourable light.
"That greyhound trainer says he takes such good care of his dogs, but he kills them once he's gotten all the money he can out of them."
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