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Gym member (or more likely someone on free trial) who is more concerned with satisfying his (sometimes her) ego than doing any serious excercise. Will show off by spending ten minutes setting up the heaviest bench-press he can manage only to do one poor-ass set of three reps. Will vie for attention by constantly complaining that the equipment is too easy, despite the fact he is simply doing two a minute on the heaviest setting for a machine.
Damn, another poser gym idiot.
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That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general
Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,
Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk
Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there
Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)
Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home
Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home
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A class you must take during the summer if you have not taken your required gym class during the high school year. Usualy a four hour period for 2-3 weeks.
Stacy: Hey Jen, you wanna stay up and party?!
Jen: I want to, but I have to get to bed.
Stacy: But it's only 9:00pm!
Jen: I know, but I have to wake up at 8:00am for summer gym. We are going bowling!
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Gym Preps can be defined as anyone who wears Hollister shirts, blue jeans, and an American Eagle baseball cap to the gym to work out. Gym preps are low on the peg of life seeing as they obviously weren't invited to the two girls party. Instead they choose to come to the gym and work on their biceps. Gym Preps will spend almost %100 of their gym time in the bicep section. They will most often be doing standing up exercises with the curl bar. Gym Preps are not strong with the exception of their biceps which are noticeable underneath their extremely tight hollister henley, and usually aren't accompanied by anyone.You rarely get a look at their face because it is concealed by an American Eagle baseball cap. If you observe a gym prep from the the time he walks into the gym to the time he leaves only about three minutes will have elapsed. (Just enough time to rest between sets of squats.) He will walk in, look around for a minute or two then walk over to the curl bar rack. He'll pick up the heaviest one, see if he can do it then set it down when he relizes he can't. He'll continue this process until he finds a suitable one. He will do eight reps, set it down and then walk out of the gym.
"Yo man, look at that gym prep over there."
"yea hes doing a set of curls"
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A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.
Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
Micro Gym, the most smallest amount of gym work.
A tiny work out full of huffs, puffs and yawns.
Hey I've just done I micro gym workout!
lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.
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A dumbass from the Czech republic whose idea of the American dream went horribly wrong so she decided to become a gym teacher
I hate my gym teacher
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