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a home wrecker that will take your boyfriend with her crooked nose... ginger
averie potter is such a home wrecker
A hot softie who deserves the fucking world.
Oh, and also 1/4 of the Marauders and the father of Harry Potter-- but that's not important.
James Potter. That's it. That's all that needs to be said.
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The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.
Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.
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Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021
“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”
“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”
To plant your seed in someone elses garden.
To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.
Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.
The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?
Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.
Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.
Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
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The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.
For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!
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The only reason I have not yet gone insane.
Person: You like Harry Potter?
Me: Always.
If you have read/watched these, you will know what I mean.
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