Random
Source Code
Random
Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
15👍 15👎
a small school in southern new jersey 15 minutes from atlantic city. it shouldn't be called a college because it really is high school due to the excessive drama. People at stockton aren't serious about school and just drink all week and blast loud music in the courts. oh and everyone can't forget the soccer players who think they are the shit..they should be constantly reminded that they play for a division III school.
Stockton college is for people who don't care about an education
48👍 66👎
Fighting style named for the home town of UFC's Nick Diaz: Stockton, CA - America's 8th most miserable city. The Stockton Style is most properly applied to professional fighters, however, it can be applied to any team/contestant that boasts about superior skill while making disparaging remarks about the opponent, and then proceeds to get embarrassingly demolished.
Key features include, but are not limited to, the following:
Pompous self promotion
Alleging cheating of your opponent with no evidence
Failing a drug test scheduled more than 6 months in advance
Mocking an opponent during competition for using a sound, winning strategy
Insisting on superior skill following a highly publicized defeat
Threatening to retire following a highly publicized defeat
Publicly admitting to felonies for no reason
Person 1: Did you see Diaz get destroyed in that fight the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, no one's better at the Stockton Style than him!
6👍 5👎
Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.
coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton
Overconfidence in one’s ability, plan, idea, or scheme while ignoring obvious concerns.
Coach James has Stockton Syndrome with tonight’s game. He believes we are unbeatable even though the other team is undefeated this season.
Def 1. To intentionally disregard accepted safety measures due to hubris.
Don't Stockton Rush the project you'll get people killed.