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Tampon

A Red Prius

Jim drives a tampon

by Kingofthenorth16 December 3, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tampon

A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.

Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.

Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.

by Kelly Coptor October 15, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.

Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!

by Mary without a Lamb May 29, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

by mouseyhousey December 14, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tampon

Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.

Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.

by rice-is-food February 3, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

by tito3531 January 4, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon's on

When a female is on her period

Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"

by octobandits July 16, 2011