Thinking sauce

This is produced when you blow a massive load on your girlfriends forehead

"Fuck Stacey Forgot to pick me up a case of beer on the way home ... I'm gonna have to dump a load of thinking sauce on her head tonight "

dick think

Verb:

1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.

Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.

John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.

Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.

John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.

think on feet

Thinking on your feet refers to being able "to remain cool and confident under pressure." In other words, to have the ability to think quickly under pressure/stressful situations. (Taken from english-test.net)

He is able to think on feet

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Think Geek

A website that sells nerd and geek apparel that is awesome beyond measure.

"Dude did you see my shirt that plays music? I got it from think geek. Its fucking rad."

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Egoseismic Thinking

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.

Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.

Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

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thinking in loud

A polite way to tell someone who thinks out loud either too much or too loudly to shut the fuck up.

<Person 1>: I wonder if I should eat food today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me something?
<Person 1>: No. Just thinking out loud.
<Person 2>: ......
<Person 1>: What should I wear today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me?
<Person 1>: No I am just talking to myself.
<Person 2>: Well do you mind thinking in loud because you're bothering me.