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When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus
Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me
When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
When you let an asian man eat your ass
Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.
To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there
Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
Going down on a yeasty fanny
Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus