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Torque

The amount of force required to piss in the toilet with morning wood or a piss boner

I had to use so much torque on my morning wood this morning my heels came off the ground!

by aquafly November 15, 2010

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Torque it

To bang the living shit out of a female.

Last night there was this fine ass hoe and i wanted to Torque it so bad!

by Corey and Ryan April 19, 2011

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Torque bow

A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent

Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"

Andrew "Nice man"

by Samirmate! April 21, 2009

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Shaft Torque

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.

Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!

by DMonkage June 2, 2014

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Heel torque

When you wake up with morning wood and have to piss. You try to force your rock hard penis down toward the toilet and in doing so your heals lift off the ground in an attempt to lessen the angle in which your pisshole has to aim to hit the toilet

I tried to piss this morning but had heel torque so bad that I pissed all over the back of the toilet and the walls.

by Adam Bomber April 11, 2013


Fully Torqued

Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.

Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.

by EagalHeart April 26, 2011

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torqued off

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)

Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.

by Telephony June 23, 2011

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