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Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.
Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.
an absolute toe-gripping fist-clenching song by stray kids
oh mate i love that skz song 'the tortoise and the hare'
i know right!!! seungmin is my bias but minho bias wrecks me so much in that.
When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.
We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.
The fully erect and lubed up genitalia of a male over the age of 60.
Gavin: "Margret you ready, I've already got an Oily Tortoise"
Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.
I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.
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Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.
I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
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