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to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.
"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"
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Someone who pops totem-shaped benzos like xanax, ambien, etc (totem-poles).
I betcha Baron Kaker from HR is a totem-head. She's a spaced-out GRRRR-momma.
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When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.
"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".
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The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy
My friend once got a Texas totem pole.
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A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.
Intended to be used sarcastically.
D-Bag: "I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D."
Smugster: Go Check your Totem.
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A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
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