Tuesday

A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.

From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.

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on a tuesday

to be on a tuesday

its on a tuesday dude...see u there.

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Tuesday

When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.

Hey Cam. I had a big steak meal last night so, of course, had a massive Tuesday to get over it.

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It's Tuesday

A term used in crappy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. This usually applies to WalMart.

Husband: OH MY GOD IS THAT STEAK!!!!!????? I've never eaten steak before! Is it our anniversary or something??? Oh God what did I forget???? WHAT DAY IS IT??!!!!

Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday

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Tuesday

Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"

John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday

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Tuesdaying

The Act of calling in sick to work on a Tuesday with the goal of making the week seem far shorter.

"Theres no way i can work a full week I'm totally Tuesdaying it!"

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Tuesday

The only day of the week where straight people bring out their inner gay and kiss the bois without saying "no homo"

Travis: Goodnight babe..
Cameron: Hey dude, you forgot to say no homo!
Travis: *kisses Cameron on the cheek* No bro, its Tuesday.

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